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November 4, 2009
Mailbag #1
by Ruthie Proctor
Subject: REGARDING YOUR WEBSITE
From: David Starling
Date: 10/21/09 3:54 PM
DEAR SPIDERMAN,
I FEEL THAT YOUR "ONE WORD MOVIE REVIEWS" IS NOT, IN FACT, A MOVIE REVIEW BUT MORE OF A MOVIE JUDGMENT. YOU ARE PASSING JUDGMENT!
Regards,
David Starling |
While I am definitely not Spiderman, your grammar is horrible, and I perceive caps-lock as angry shouting, you're right. Not that it means I'll do anything about it.
Subject: mmmmmmm
From: takifugukusafugu
Date: 10/26/09 11:44PM
dear ruthie,
dear webmaster,
i would like you to make a loop from phoenix's lisztomania
and an accompanying animation
thank you
your dear reader
ian
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I just Googled this song and determined that it is horribly annoying and repetitive, which means a loop would suit it well. Consider it done (if you read this response a month from now).
Subject: Cool Site.
From: Ken Hung
Date: 11/2/09 11:21 PM
Nice to see people are still interested in DJH after all these years. Your site is fun...all the best. :)
Ken Hung
"Wai Lee" |
This e-mail marks a remarkable landmark in ruthieproctor.com history: My first celebrity fan mail.
For those who don't know (everyone except me and Ken Hung), Wai Lee (better known as "The Chubby Chinese Kid") was an extra on 1980s Canadian preteen edutainment drama Degrassi Junior High and had about seven or eight lines in the entire expanse of the show's run. I don't know whether to be happy or embarassed, because though I can probably just assume he didn't read it, my character review for Wai Lee is less than flattering:
 13. Wai "The Chubby Chinese Kid" Lee
Hunkness rating: D-
The first time I ever noticed The Chubby Chinese Kid, he was making a speech in Mr. Raditch's class about how awesome television was. So naturally, I took a liking to him. Then he went and spoiled it by taking his shirt off in that swimming race episode. The truth is, he's chubby. And not in a lovable or attractive way. |
So thanks, Ken, from the kind words all the way from Canada's fake version of Yahoo mail.
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